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Listening To:NIN-bROKEN-Last
Reading:Angel
Watching:The Boondocks

Yes, I'm afraid its true. As of 2 o'clock this afternoon, I, the sexy beast, am no longer a virgin.

Please, hold your appluase. As wet and sticky as it was, it
was rather...bittersweet.

It was all about her. My tongue, her body, and fingers. Fingers everywhere! And though I got her off, I...well...kindda faked it. As attracted to her body as I was, their was just no spark, no chemistry.

It could have been worse, though. I could have had bad sex with someone I actually loved.

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:iconbesaw:
Congrats. And don't worry. It's always bad sex the first time.
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:iconenderstruth:
ive had the problem many times before... cant get out of trying to please the woman.... i end up unsatisfied cause i cant get into my own pleasure feelings... just hers.

your that good at art and youve never gotten laid before this? damn man! youll get urs ;)
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:iconirishmidget:
YAY!!! Congrats!! well you know everyones first time is like that i think. unfortunatly with the others i have been with it was all fake, but with the current boyfriend... oh man!! oh my god!! yeah i wont go into details, but, can you say mulitiple orgasam!! oh yeah! he rocks! lol! anyway... yeah... i'm happy for you. :)
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:iconxxxxxx:
love is death
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:iconanarchypress:
Congratulations.

~M
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:iconburntjello:
how the FUCK did you fake it? *blink* *blink* my head hurts.... that's..like... was SHE a virgin?

ooh...and do I know her? do I get to guess who it was? or will I find out from the grapevine?


ps-- does it REALLY count as losing your virginity if you don't come?
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:iconthe-sexy-beast:
Oh, Mercy, your so crazy! Well, yes its someone you know. But
who it is isn't as important as where it happened. Which is in the
back office of the arcade while I was working.

But I tell your who it is whever I see you agian.

Oh, and no, she's definately not a virgin. But about
that last question, I really don't know. All I know is
that my tongue was numb for hours.
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:iconnuclearseasons:
so who faked it... I didn't get that part.
Oh and welcome to adulthood! :O
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:iconthe-sexy-beast:
I faked it. Though my penis was willing, I just couldn't come.
So I just let out a big moan and it was over.
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:iconhappysak:
~happysak Feb 12, 2006  Professional General Artist
*claps* Cheers! I say we drink to that.
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