Listening to: Howard Stern
Watching: Law and Order:SVU
Playing: FEAR 2
Drinking: vodka cranberry.
So, one of my co-workers randomly asked today if I believed in Jesus. I said no. Then she proceeds to give me
this patronizing look as if I was a crazy person or something. Then she sarcasticaly ask, "Well, where do you think you came from? Your mom and dad? Haha" Then she asked if I was a Buddahist becuase apparently only they don't believe in god.
My responses were...
'Sorry, I don't believe an insecure invisible man lives in the sky, judging everything we do. Had a son that died, came back to life and magically flew up into the sky. And you're looking at me like I'm crazy? And sorry, but my dad put his dick in my mom. Sperm came out. It fertalized my mom's egg. Nine months later, I was born. God had nothing to do with it. And I think you meant to say Atheist not Buddihist.'
Then she got pissed. Rolled her eyes and walked away.
I got nothing against anyone of ANY religion. Some of my best friends are christian. I make fun of them, but that's besides the point. I respect everyone's beliefs. So, please respect what I do, or don't believe. Becuase if you don't, I'm gonna make you feel like fool, I promise. And talking about another religion you no nothing about just makes you look like a total fucking moron, so don't do it. I feel, personally, if you believe in the whole Jesus resurrection story you might as well believe in Santa Clause. The Easter Bunny. Freddy Kruger...the list goes on. That's just how I feel. I may have your beliefs, but won't ridicule you for yours. So, stop making other christians look like dumbasses.