Listening to: STATIC-X
Reading: The Walking Dead
Watching: The Dark Knight
Playing: Battlefield: Bad Company
Eating: Black Angus
Drinking: Muscle Milk
Well, for those of you in relationships or if you looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll have a lot more money for gas if you just become FWB with them instead. I mean if you think about, think about all the things you do with friends you don't fuck: You hang out together and talk about the weather, chocolate rasins or whatever the fuck people talk about these days.
You go to movies. Go out to eat or have a drink or whatever. And you party.
Basically, you do all the same shit you with your friends as people who are in relationships. Except,you don't fuck them. Now, if your just FWB, it minimizes your obligations. Which means, they pay for they're own damn dinner. They're own movie tickets. And they're own fucking drinks. And becuase theirs no "I love you." involved, that means no elaborate valentine or birthday gifts. Which means more money torwards the gas pump.
And the plus is, you still get your companionship and your sex. So, it's all good.
You can say I'm wrong all you want but when you stop and think about it, you all know I'm the smartest man alive!