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July 22, 2008
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  • Mood: Irritated
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  • Reading: The Walking Dead
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Well, for those of you in relationships or if you looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll have a lot more money for gas if you just become FWB with them instead. I mean if you think about, think about all the things you do with friends you don't fuck: You hang out together and talk about the weather, chocolate rasins or whatever the fuck people talk about these days.


You go to movies. Go out to eat or have a drink or whatever. And you party.



Basically, you do all the same shit you with your friends as people who are in relationships. Except,you don't fuck them. Now, if your just FWB, it minimizes your obligations. Which means, they pay for they're own damn dinner. They're own movie tickets. And they're own fucking drinks. And becuase theirs no "I love you." involved, that means no elaborate valentine or birthday gifts. Which means more money torwards the gas pump.



And the plus is, you still get your companionship and your sex. So, it's all good.

You can say I'm wrong all you want but when you stop and think about it, you all know I'm the smartest man alive!

V.
:iconkellz143:
you're horrible..just horrible lol..and WRONG =]
Fuck buddies will be MORE gas etc.. You gotta buy condoms, if you're safe, and for the horny people, you'll be driving to their house every five seconds!
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:iconmissirina:
HAHA. I second that motion. Here's the catch though: the less you want a relationship, the more other people want it with YOU. Then you're like: wrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy?? And end up paying for their drinks anyway. -_-;;;
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:iconramonpp:
~ramonpp Jul 24, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
FUCK
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